After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You
appear to be
in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would
like to
ask me about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man.
"After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and
then, after I
have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and
sweaty."
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said:
"Everything
appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that
you would
like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an
unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having
sex with
you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second
time.
Do you know why?"
"Oh, that crazy old fart," she replied.
"That's because the first
time is usually in January and the second time is in
August."
LOL
LOL